What are the strangiest objects you have sex with?

A ham sandwich.

 

"Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women," The Dude.

 

" People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone"

 

"On you maybe."

C/S,
Rev J

 

carrots, bannanas and some other small fruits, put it in my anus

 

Fleshlight, lol. That was pretty strange for me at the time

 

Kitchen utensils, but not for fucking with,,, you know, spatulas, wooden spoons,,, one guy I was with liked to grab something and chase me around the house for teasing him, I would run for my life too, hahaha

 

Ice toys I've made. It's pretty intense.

Does pillow humping count as weird?

 

Walking through a yard sale one Sat., I noticed one of those 60/70s stress vibrators you strap to your hand, the ones that make your hand go numb after about 30 seconds of use. I called across the yard and asked how much they wanted for it, the man said a dollar until the lady of house realized what I had in my hand and marched across the yard yanking it from my hand while declaring it WAS NOT for sale. I laughed but in hindsight I should have smelled my hand!

 

male & female humans - and cucumbers

Simon :sunny:

 

I know a few guys with those

 

Not sure really I guess it depends what you find strange. For a while I would use the handle of my hairbrush the shape felt very nice is me. I have done the cucumber and other organic products as well. Had a bf at one point that wanted me to ride the shifter in his car. I have to admit the ball shape is very satisfying.

 

hehe

Simon :sunny:

 

Maybe he just rubbed himself all over the door.

 

kinky sex toys, such as fake clits, fleshlights, masterbators made to ape the ass, and the mouth that sucks you off.

 

I'm going to print this on a t-shirt.

 

Exaust pipe.

 

I have fucked the post on my bed frame and a deodorant can that was the size of a pop can.

 

Ive fucked my wife with a rolling pin,some celery and even a baguette,all of which were her idea by the way!

And not all at the same time I might add!!!

 

Damn. Someone beat me to it. But I stuck a corner bedpost up my ass in a hotel room in Richmond Virginia. My guess, housekeeping still hasn't wiped it down good.