Well what do you know?

screw the atlantic and the pacific. the GULFFF is where its at

woo..

 

shit me too ahahaha YH is getting so dirty..

 

Have fun.

 

Ahah... the vodka

That was odd. Door humping...

 

I noticed that too

 

That was fucking awesome. Your parents are by far the nicest parents I've ever known personally... I love the South, now.

 

pfft everyone should love the south.

 

They damn well would, if they knew what's good for 'em.

 

It's sad that you'll never know how fucking hard I just laughed

 

I concur

I really concur.

 

That's what I'm here for.

...Gorgeous.

 

i lov eyou gys....im drunk.

 

You're all so far away from crap-land
but it doesn't matter coz i'll be getting a job in your nearby location pretty soon okay, dunno the nearby location yet

 

Officially, what is crapland's name? You know, what do you hear on the news when your country is on there, aside from "crapland"....

i've been dying to know for probably a year now.

 

Ugh, I know... where the hell is Crap-land?!?!

 

YAY!!! i really am excited to finally meet derek and the other two. i finally get to go home!! to see the palm trees and other stuff.

i feel like doing a special pony dance.

 

HAHAHAHA... "the other two?" Oh wow. I bet Paul and Becky just feel so loved.

 

AHHAHA that's what I was thinking Derek It's like on Gilligan's island.. "the milllllionaires, and THE REST, heeeere on Gilligan's isle."

then it got changed to "the professor annnnnnnd maryannnnnnnne, here on gilligan's isle"

aaaahah special pony dance i need more detail on that one.

 

mary ann was the best thing that show had to offer...


i'm not biased.

 

yah i had a brain fart when i made that post.....i couldnt remember names.
im deeply sorry tho paul and becky!!!!!! do forgive me.
pleeeeeeeeeeease.