weirdest thing your pet's ever done

My dog, pictured below, will sit on you if you are on the floor playing with someone else. She is rotten that way. She will also sit on guests if she really likes you!

 

Our family dog will run in the closet if someone lights a match. If she so even sees you grabbing for the matchbox she will get up and run away.

 

My puppy is about a year old and 80 pounds of pure muscle (she's an Alapaha Bulldog which looks like a small American bulldog a bit) and she'll bite onto the bottom of my pants and pull and snap it around with her head. She's managed to make me fall several times but she's so cute so I can't get really mad at her, except for all the holes in my pants.

Once she managed to get a can of stew out of the pantry, and her teeth pierced the can so she was licking up all the broth when my mom found her.

She also is really scared of people other than us, so she'll run up to sniff them but when they bend over to pet her she runs the opposite direction. She does this with little kids too... she chases them but when one of them runs over to her saying "Moxie! Hiiiiii!" she runs away and does a cute little woof.

I love my dog. ^_^

 

um once my siberian husky took a dirty female product into the living room and displayed her self eating it for all to see... that was groose...

 

a few weird things i've seen pets do.....


my friend had a cat and the cat was going to use the litter box, while we were all watching him. the litter box was a little full, and the cat was apparently ticked about this, well he did his business, and then promptly walked to the middle of the living room, put his butt down on the floor and kind of scooted himself across the floor, leaving several skid marks behind him.....hehehe....it was like he was telling his owner that he wanted the litter box cleaned out.....

....my family used to have a dog, Duke, who would literally pulll whole stalks of corn out of the field and drag them into the yard to chew on.....kind of weird....this was the same dog who would go swimming in the bathtub full of water that my neighbors had out for their horses......it was just odd.....

also.....an ex and i were taking care of one of his friend's pitbull, Tang, for a few months....this dog had the most human-like personality that i've ever seen in a dog.....i saw her climb a tree once......that was weird......and then once when we were all tripping, she stood on the couch, and just stuck one of her back legs out like she was doing a little ballet move or something.....

....hehe.....there are many more stories i coud share....but that's just a few of them....

 

My kitten likes to play hockey with it's food on the tile in the kitchen and she likes to be pulled on the sled.

 

I have some seriously demented cats...


My 15 year old cat is permanently retarted from a little incident when she was younger. She fell off the 6' tell entertainment center, onto her head. I guess fatass cats don't have the best balance. The other stupid thing she did was when she was about 3, she ate a 4' ribbon, no joke. We had to take her to the vet, they pulled out her intestines so they wouldnt cut them up as they pulled the ribbon out... now she's the shape of a box since they just stuffed the intestines back in.

My other cat who is about 5 I think, she will ONLY drink water out of a glass. If we put a bowl out for her she just plays in it until the water is all over the floor.