Weight Gain

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by TheChaosFactor, Mar 17, 2009.

  1. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I'm pretty sure vomiting is the opposite of what you need to do to gain weight. ;)
     
  2. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    Probably about 20 minutes if I pace myself. I forget how many cookies come in the package any more. But I'd say 20 minutes is a fair estimate.
     
  3. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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  4. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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  5. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    U wanna build muscle?
    Heavy weights once or twice a week split - but not so you're aching for 6 days after.
    And 5 or 6 x 30g meals of protein every day.

    Get those 2 right and *everyone* gains weight.
    But u need proper programme.

    PS just eat cals and u'll have arms like pipecleaners and a belly like a walrus.:eek:
     
  6. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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  7. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    You really think I don't know that? I know how to work out. Used to do it all the time. I just don't know how to pack on the pounds. Even when I worked out regularly and ate like an ox I still hit a ceiling around 165. I just really have a hard time packing on weight.... or I just don't know what I'm doing.
     
  8. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    I gained by only eating once a day. But then again I am a girl. FUCK YOU MOTHER NATURE!!!
     
  9. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    You most certainly are a girl!!! :D
     
  10. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    I tried that too.

    The trick is to eat breakfast. If I skip breakfast I can almost go a whole day without being bothered by hunger. If I eat breakfast, I'd better be prepared to eat more because my body starts burning shit up like mad.
     
  11. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Oh I'm starving all the time on this new diet.

    I can't really help you since I can easily gain weight but have one hell of a time getting rid of it.
     
  12. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    Lipo it and I'll have it implanted. :rolleyes:

    What kinda diet you on?
     
  13. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    The Life Diet.

    BLEGH the eating veggies thing is getting to me. hahaha


    Bitch please if I could afford lipo I would've had it done long ago.
     
  14. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    Notice the rolling eyes? Yeah.. probably not. You women types are rather slow.
     
  15. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    I will kick your scrawny ass. Just remember that. :cheers2:
     
  16. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    Best answer ever? I think so. :D
     
  17. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    par for the course, really.
     
  18. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    :rolleyes: Well I keep all the mean shit I say in private messages. :tongue:
     
  19. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    And boy, are there some gems in there.

    Edit: That never gets old.
     
  20. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    :rolleyes: No that would be text messages. Dumbass.
     
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