Weekend.

^^^ and he probably doesn't have any hair on his chest.

so ha.

 

-In all fairness, some folks have to get through this stage and can actually blossom into truly decent people. By all appearances though this case appears to be an ongoing project.

 

in reality, karma is thought to have very little impact on this life, but is instead is added to our karmic imprints which will affect our lives to come

 

besides, being an asshole generally increases your chances of getting laid.

 

One time I was at a party and I was REALLY drunk and I went around stealing all of the lighters that were on tables and stuff.

Nobody noticed and I got like 8 lighters.

Then I told my friends I did that and they all laughed.. Then the next time we went to a party we all stole as many lighters as we could to see who could get the most...

One girl was like "Oh my god someone stole my lighter" and I said "go check that guy" and she went and asked my friend and then she put her hands down his pockets and pulled out like 7 lighters and the other people were like "hey you stole my lighter".

Dick move but it was hilarious.

 

haha! That's caarazy man.

 

I know alot of people that would sock you right in the face if they ever noticed. Some people are just really protective of they're lighter. Especially if they have been BIC'ed several times in the past.

 

weekend, more like WEAKend

 

That's why I bought a lighter leash today

 

Some.

 

i hate it when people pocket your lighters as well, and act like they didn't do it.

"i didnt' take ur lighter dude, seriously man, i wouldn't do it"

 

I love how this thread is still going on.


Talking shit on the internet is lulz.

 

I can facebook shit-talk if you'd like

 

I'd talk shit to you in person if I could teleport

But since I can't bowl thieves must be scolded on the webz

May the fail thread commence

 

Haha jesus a DVD rewinder......

 

Good point
This thread is getting far too much attention- more than a two-bit lowlife thief maneuver is worth so now it's closed.