**Warning**

The phoen is on my side of the bed, what do I care if the father knows.

 

I wouldn't answer the phone, gotta luv caller id. Now when he shows up at the door with shotgun in hand I think "Just wanted to make sure she got home safe" might come into play. Remember this as you feel that cold steel in the middle of your back

 

"The phone's on my side of the bed. But don't worry, we're not having sex. Yet. We keep planning to, but every time we're naked and just about to fuck our brains out you call! Don't you have any consideration? How would you feel if I kept calling every time you and your wife were about to fuck?" Of course, I'd change apartments as quickly as possible after that.

 

Sorry, I can't talk right now. Your daughter just gave me a dirty sanchez and right now her feces are dropping into my mouth.

 

GROSS!! lol.

 

"Hey Pops - she's old enough to leave home, she's old enough to take a guy like me -
I'm her "indoor sports coach" and she's just going through some rigorous excersises right now - call back later when she's got her breath back"

 

No Speaka Da Ingles

 

From the given options, I'd ask about his wife. hahah

If I had my own way, I'd let him know that we always stay up real late no matter what we're doing.

I go to sleep before 4 am, usually.

 

Would I have the balls to say "The phone is on my side of the bed"?

Yes I would! His daughter's supposed to be grown up..

Yeah I'm sure he'd see the funny side :slap:

 

I'm the daddy now and I just put our little girl to sleep >>> AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Thats wicked

 

ide explain that im a gutterpunk and homeless until your kind dottir put me up. in exchange for sex i get room board beer and smokes. id also ask him why she keeps calling me daddy during sex? do you enjoy late night phone sex with your dottir?