Warning Label

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I win arty:

 

The truth of the matter is that such a warning label was found on a coffee pot.

 

A coffee pot from where????? :coffee: :leaving:

That is what you get for reading all the fine print. They threw that in just to see if anyone was reading their instructions.

 

They come with labels now?

 

They Should Come With Warning Labels, In The Wrong Hands They Can

Cause A Lot Of Heart Ache And Years Of Maintainance Payments....



Cheers Glen.

 

Coffee pots are amazing devices... But not THAT amazing.

 

DOUBLE FIXED...:2thumbsup:



Cheers Glen.

 

:rofl:

 

The eggs I get, but I don't understand how one would use a coffee pot to bone chicken. Use it like a hammer and pulverize it?

 

maybe an american used the pot on a hot stove to cook their eggs and ended up breaking it then suing them....same with boning they probably had to pay some idiot after a circus court awarded some dumbass a million dollars for smashing their coffee pot using it like a hammer

companies have to protect themselves like that now


im sure some people will get mad that i said american..but its true...your court system is the ridicule of the rest of the world its so stupid what they award money for

 

Than why does it have that smile?

 

Probably because it knows that the label will be ignored and it will get to rip off more dicks.

 

I have an electric fireplace, its about 4 feet long and 1 foot deep and about 4 feet high. I read the warnings and it said about 20 different places to not use it, and I thought to myself if it dosnt say to not put it in the tub then thats where I am going to put it. But then the 21st place they said not to use an electric fireplace was in the tub.

 

Well, You just know someone has done that before... otherwise it wouldn't be on the list.

 

The Flowbee.

 

You definitely don't want to use THAT for sucking dicks. Snip snip.