WANTED cuddle buddy(:

I don't bother with sexual inuindo. I come right out and say it. There was no double meaning there. Doing things for free gets you merit. Merit gets you promotions. In this case getting promoted to "fooling around".

 

hehe your just saying that because ya know I'm always broke(;

 

was no sarcasm there.... I wouldn't have gone with the pun because that is not my class or style of humour

I can see you making it, but apparently not there......


people should dissect humour more often in all of it's forms, it's such an interesting device......

 

hah so ya wouldn't cuddle me if there was no promised promotion?):

 

sweety, I'd cuddle you even if that's all youd ever want from me.

 

The only time I use puns is when I want people to laugh at how bad a joke is, and not the actually joke. Sometimes the funniest thing you can say is something that's not funny.

 

yeah..... the snail joke.... (snail walks up to door, thrown, 2 weeks later walks up to door, what the fuck did you do that for)

puns are only really good if you can chain them out, if you can get 20 puns all on the same subject, one off the other then you can do some funny shit.....

 

Man, I love that joke. That and the muffin joke.

"Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One muffin says to the other, 'Man it's hot in here'. The second muffin looks over and screams, 'HOLY SHIT! It's a talking muffin'".....

 

oh yes.... everyone has heard them both, but everyone laughs when either is told...... they are so awesome.....

 

actually, now that I think about it, I'm kinda mad at you.....Taking applications before asking me if I wanted the job. Meanie....

 

LOL havent heard that one before

 

I think union rules says she has to.....

 

Ahahahahaha.......

Yeah, well I'm a scab......can't help it.

 

be careful about those picket lines..... spooky....


I hear they get rowdy....

 

ahhhhhh *hugs* and a possible promotion(;

 

I'm ommiting the 'shit' and writting that as my joke of the day on my white board for the kiddies tommorow, they'll love that one...check your email

 

i thought i already had this job?
was i fired already?

 

scab took your job man your ass was outsourced.....

 

yeah, 'HOLY COW!' works too... just not as well IMO. But I have a foul mouth anyway....

 

gonna hafta bust sum heads i guess