Vampires

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by LuisBlohkin, Dec 4, 2009.

  1. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    It's not even that. All her characters are Louis when she has to write a whole book about them.

    I read a few of them in my teen years. Read interview with the vampire.. then the vampire lestat.

    They are not the same two lestats. It's badass fucking awesome lestat from the first one, then louis version 2.0
     
  2. ruski

    ruski Senior Member

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    can i just point out medically that any person who drinks blood will vomit. which is why you know those stories are bullshit. blood is one of the strongest vomit-inducing substances that you can ingest. sure a little suck on a finger won't do much to you but drinking mouthfuls of blood will make you vomit 100% of the time. :rolleyes:
     
  3. SweetBlasphemy

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    I'm so sick of vampires and zombies. When's it gonna be werewolves' turn? The Creature from the Black Lagoon is THE most underrated monster. He needs a comeback.. he'll kick the crap out of those fancy sparkly romantic vampires...
     
  4. Sam_Stoned

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    Werewolves are gay. Even though it's becoming an annoying fad vampires are still bad ass. And I have a fascination with zombies, but that's just because I used to have real bad zombie nightmares for like 2 years strait. It was awesome. When a grown man wakes up in the middle of the night and is afraid to go back to sleep... too bad I overcame that fear. I miss the rush.
     
  5. SweetBlasphemy

    SweetBlasphemy Senior Member

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    Pshh.. I'd like to see you say that to a werewolf's face.
     
  6. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    I'll beat a werewolf to death with my bare hands.
     
  7. SweetBlasphemy

    SweetBlasphemy Senior Member

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    I'd pay to see that
     
  8. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    Find me a werewolf and I'll do it for free.
     
  9. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Unbelievable, you know nothing of the modern vampire :mad:

    We modern vampires are equipped with a wide array of anti-vomiting drugs to cope with the vomit reflex.

    Anti-cholinergic, anti-histamines, and phenothiazines suppress the vomiting centers of the brain so we can relax and enjoy a bottle of blood wine or unwind at the vampire coffee shop which serves a nice plasma-based cappuccino :coffee:



    Count Dracula
    Whereabouts withheld
     
  10. aydinerro

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    why not werebear?
    way more beastly.
     
  11. Mixed-Peppers

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    :D from my experience i think the obession with vampires has always been felt..

    *then :D:D at some of the previous points*

    N to give Twilight some credit the young male's are actually being protrayed in a positive way....
     
  12. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Also, the desire to suck on your own finger when cut is a form of vampirism.


    Hotwater
     
  13. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    A form of gay vampirism.
     
  14. hannah106

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    I saw twilight at a friend's house, never read the books though. It's a teen movie, it's made so that the masses get attracted to it. I think the only vampire i like is Mitchell, from being human
     
  15. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I'm a vampire.

    Rawwwr. VvvV
     
  16. inky-moonshine

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    lunarverse The Living End

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    This is a vampire. One should note; it is not teen-aged and it doesn't have a palmful of styling cream in it's hair. Nor does it discuss love or feelings of any kind. It lures people to its gigantic castle in Transilvania, lurks around in the night, and bites its victims while they sleep.

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  18. Duck

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    Please note that while they may not all look like this on the outside, they better be at least this ugly on the inside, to be considered a true vampire.
     
  19. Sparkling_Willow

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    I read the Twilight books, and they were decent. But then this CRAZE started in with vampires, there are literally everywhere now. But not the old-school "can't-see-myself-in-a-mirror, kill-me-with-a-stake" vampires. These are all good-looking young men, some of which are vegetarians and can glitter. I think it's because these teeny-bop girls see the "perfect" guy who can never really exist, and just become obsessed. It is becoming ridiculous.
     
  20. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    That' so sexy.
     
  21. GHOSTCRAB

    GHOSTCRAB Banned

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    But when we hold a seashell up to our ear we think we're hearing the sound of the ocean.
     

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