vacation's over bitches, i'm outta the basement!

i suppose i could increase my victim count if i offered cookies and seltzer.

 

There you go.

And the added benefit is:

Some of us would still be able to keep an erection by the end of the night. iggy:

 

i've never had a problem with that....

 

I would think not

 

well, there was this one guy, but he'd been snorting coke. i consider it a good thing.

 

I can never get it up when I'm drunk.

NEVER.

 

I think it's different for some guys, I know a guy who when he's drunk it won't go down.

 

you must get REALLY drunk. as such, it's AWESOME you've quit. good for you. that's awesome.

i LOVE sex when i'm buzzed. it's so much easier to get off. i'm all relaxed and warm feeling.

 

That's me the next day.

But the next day I'm sad and alone.

When I'm happy and drunk, I can't fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVCAG3asm7Y

 

That's always been my problem.

I party too hard and could give a shit about pussy.

 

ah. i'm the opposite. get some drinks in me and my natural impulses take over. until i'm TOO drunk. i hate being DRUNK. it's awful. but i do love to get just the right amount of party in me to make me less shy about getting the rest of the party in me. EWWWWWWWWW!!! i totally cracked myself up.

 

That was SLEAZY.

 

nasty. awful. REALLY funny.

 

I used to think the same thing of myself until recently.

 

In the end I find I'm just as spontaneous, dancy, and entertaining without a drink. I think it's just enough experience.

I went to the bar with a bunch of people not long ago and didn't drink and I was still the life of the party so.

Fuck the bill!

 

Now you see why I keep her in the basement when she's ovulating... and drinking

 

Explain :toetap05:

 

until recently i would never stop drinking if i was still able to get it up. not that i actually used that as a guide; i just can't do it if i'm really really drunk and i never used to drink other than to get really really drunk...

of course, it was only a semi-issue one time...

 

I guess thats never really been an issue for me. Never thought about it until now.

 

There is one particular girl I really regret not having been able to fuck a while back.

She was seriously BANGIN'! iggy:iggy:iggy: