You just made me laugh, having spent a day last week sorting our fridge freezer out. Our dozy son had left the door open and the condensation overflowed the compressor evaporating tray. Jane thought that shouting at him would cure the problem.
With "A" and "S" being beside each other on the middle row of the standard QWERTY keyboard and "K" and "L" over on the other side of the same row, Alaska is the only state name that you can type out using a single row on a keyboard.