useless information ...

I am tired

 

The Blue Whale can have a penis 94.9 inches long.

 

useless information backwards is noitamrofni sselesu.

 

I'm definitely A

 

im j

 

Haha, well if we're using the full alphabet I suppose I'm a H.

 

My neighbor had the nerve to knock on my door at 3 am. Luckily I was still up playing my drums.

 

He/she was probably hoping for a demonstration

 

If it would've been she I would've given her a demonstration alright. She's a MILF

 

Lmao!!

 

My Lava lamp is looking.looks good

 

if you pick up a book you will be holding a book until you put said book down

 

grapes are not the same things as cushions.

 

my previous sentence contained 8 words. i just counted that using numbers.

 

you are 13.8% more likely to die on ur birthday

 

my mothers name isnt steve

 

Just do it!

 

I'm not as think as you drunk I am. Or...The smoker you drink, the player you get.

 

I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.