Useful Things To Do With A Dead Person

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  1. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    angelina jolie body double

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  2. SpacemanSpiff

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    archery practice target
     
  3. Shivaya

    Shivaya Y'a rien de trop beau pour la classe ouvrière.

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    One word: SEX
     
  4. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    use one as a punching bag...
     
  5. lillallyloukins

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    extract the DMT from their brain, if there's any left (they prob used it for their final journey, so no promises there will be any there)...
     
  6. Iwanttoliveinavan

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    Weapon tester
     
  7. SpacemanSpiff

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  8. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Things your girlfriend never lets you do.
     
  9. lillallyloukins

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    a necrophile trap...
     
  10. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    Use one for a date to the movies, so you don't have to go alone...
     
  11. easygoing

    easygoing conservative jerk

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    food for the homeless
     
  12. 7point65

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    Food for prisoners on Death Row.
     
  13. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    ballast for a hot-air balloon
     
  14. SpacemanSpiff

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    prop up the legs at the knees and use the crotch for a bike stand
     
  15. lillallyloukins

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    a toilet when absolutely desperate... or just for kicks...
     
  16. broony

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    Target practice for sure.
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  17. SpacemanSpiff

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    take it for motorcycle rides...rig up a release mechanism and drop it while going down the highway to freak people out when they run it over :2thumbsup:
     
  18. broony

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    ^ thats a really good idea.

    I know its been said but the idea to put in the passenger seat of a car to take advantage of carpool lanes is the best. I would abuse that dead body going high speeds everyday tell it rotted. :D
     
  19. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    Lemon pepper, white vinegar, and a nice Merlot
     
  20. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    A variation on broony's idea;

    Use it as a passenger to get access to 'disabled' parking bays.
    ["Sorry mate but he finds walking difficult"]
     

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