I'm not pussy-whiped, but I would like to be. After seeing the word pussy so much, it's started to lose all meaning.
So then after this total pussy spouted off about how tough he was, he ran off, and so I went over to her place and she thanked me for standing up for her and not being such a pussy like him... first by disrobing completely, and letting me admire, then touch, then taste, and then enter the gates of heaven: my manhood parting her blessed, beautiful, enchanting, engorged, tastefully trimmed, glorious, glistening, present from paradise, her perfectly pink and plum pussy.