unknown drunken injuries??

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by lynzxx, Jul 25, 2009.

  1. NightRose

    NightRose idiosynractic rose

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    I woke up with a large bruise on my upper thigh a month ago after a night getting utterly shit faced. I had forgotten all about it when it happened.

    Was holding this broom over my head and spinning around in circle's on the lawn. I dropped the broom, jumped over it, stumbled and fell on the sprinkler. Didn't feel a thing till the next day I was hobbling all over the place for about a week.
     
  2. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    damn girl eat something,you aint nothin but skin and bones..
     
  3. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    Some people are naturally thin. It doesn't neccessarily mean they should eat more. :D
     
  4. mastercylinder

    mastercylinder Banned

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    thats nothing ive broken bones got hit by cars crashed cars-major fights with concussions alcohol and injuries go hand in hand--laugh it off--you survived---your special
     
  5. NotDeadYet

    NotDeadYet Not even close.

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    Your mom is crazy to think you are not better off here, talking to us. We'll keep you out of trouble!
    :grouphug:
     
  6. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    i do eat actually :p




    i actually eat alot :rolleyes:


    crashed cars??? while drunk?? :toetap05:
     
  7. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    I'm going back to uni tomorrow so I probably won't be online much. :p Mum will be happy...

    My posts a day will drop from about 50 to about 1 and I'll be forgotten by the majority. :rolleyes:

    Yeah, I know. :D
     
  8. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    my hips nd stuff are a uk 10.. i do have tiny arms tho :confused:
    i just cant put weight on there :confused:
     
  9. NotDeadYet

    NotDeadYet Not even close.

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    :( We won't forget you, LauraMay.
     
  10. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    Little bone structure and a fast metabolism. :p

    You say that now. ;)
     
  11. wildflowereyes

    wildflowereyes Senior Member

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    I sprained my wrist once. But I can't tell you the story... I have no idea what happened. I didn't black out that night. I just have no clue how I sprained it.
     
  12. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    i aggreeee :D
    il never forget ya laura :p




    :rofl:

    its weird how that happens

    i hate not knowin what happened.., funny tho :p
     
  13. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    Not when I'll keep popping back every now and then. :p

    ... And I'll stalk all my friends. :cheers2:
     
  14. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    you better :mad:

    lol :p
     
  15. espfeelit

    espfeelit Banned

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    i got some crabs from shitting in a toilet once. i was drunk then too, if it counts. :?
     
  16. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    Esp :rofl:
     
  17. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    espppyyy :rofl:

    omg

    u sicko :rofl:
     
  18. mutteredexpletives

    mutteredexpletives Banned

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    my brain, last night... belgian beer... my stomach is killing me from heaves... last day of work today before vacation... thank fuck
     
  19. espfeelit

    espfeelit Banned

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    i need to see a chiropractor.
     
  20. NotDeadYet

    NotDeadYet Not even close.

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    Promise? I'll be mad if you don't.
     
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