Uncle Teaching 2 & 5-Year-Old Nephews to Smoke Pot

i kinda wish the entire human race would be wiped out.

"hitler had the right idea, he was just an underachiever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

um, black eyed pea flavor.
and turnip green flavor.

sprinkled on equal parts of each
were bits of cornbread flavor
and hot pepper juice flavor.

[i would quit smoking blunts
if they were savory food flavors].

i just had a blueberry one and it was GOOD.

 

no, i wish all of this terrorism & war did not exist!

 

so he should have used genocide against the entire race of the jews and the blacks?

dude, you've got serious problems.

 

it'd be funny, though, if they just killed all of the jewish blacks. :lol:

 

yea that'd be hillarious

 

i was quoting bill hicks, i mean genocide of the entire human race, not just the jews.

 

ummm NOOOOO!!! That'd be horrible! We already have enough on our plate with the genocide in darfur, let alone a neo-holocaust!

 

i'm glad you caught my sarcasm

 

can i have some of your fantasically tasty cereal.
i feel like the wasabi from my rolls is making my nose bleed :lol:

 

^^^

 

[psycho theme]...

 

top 6 new posts... damn girl slow down

 

lol, i'm trying to go for 1,000 posts.
i'm off work today.
i'm stoned and i have nothing else to do, lol.

 

ima bout ta grab a bag so im excited

 

i just smoked some more.
i was sitting in my car listening to hell's bells.
and oh man, i thought it started to rain on me.
i look up and the sky is brown and i freak out.
and i looked in the mirror and realized i had on sunglasses.
i don't remember putting the sunglasses on, lol.

 

at least you misplaced them on your face and not in the swimming pool. or under someones foot

 

haha, that's true :lol:

 

sure

*rubs cereal on penis

 

that's fan-tabulous.
too bad we don't live in the same city