Unchat My Heart...lets go get stoned

So is petrol...

 

chopping wood outside today

 

how cheap?....I paid 1.21 a liter yesterday at the Shell

 

The future is here!

Members online now:
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More robots than actual members!

 

love how Verizon hijacks my browsers to tell me to pay my bill.. no Verizon, our relationship is done. my contract states 89$ .. not 135$. ripped me off for the last time.. terrible service and ass rapist.

 

oh looky my bill isn't due til tomorrow, and my service is disrupted today.. / I don't like auto correct. I like knowing my word is spelled incorrectedly < got ya stupid machine..

 

im pretty sure those robots are caching info for search engines

so really the more the better...brings more people in when they search stuff like when their wives stop wanting it up the ass

 

neighbour buddy was all worried his car blew a head gasket

turns out the spring clamp on lower rad hose broke...5 minute fix with a 2$ part

 

not all heroes wear capes..

 

kind of looks like my truck ...white with red plow...but mines a gmc

 

limited jpg art if I remember correctly. still have pages of the new comic unfinished. update after update .. be many characters lost in space.

 

West Chester nursing home goes up in flames, displaces scores of elderly residents

 

Bless their hearts. The ones that got out had more excitement than they've probably had in 20 years.

 

Drafting Guys Over 42
New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 42!

I am over 42 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to
track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to
join the military.
They've got the whole thing ass-backwards.
Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take
us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit
until you're at least 35.

For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds think about
sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about
sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000
additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.

Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a
cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't
sleep, I'm tired and hungry.' We are impatient and maybe
letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it
will make us feel better and shut us up for awhile..

An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10am .
Old guys always get up early to pee, so what the hell. Besides, like I said, I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-bitch.

If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number
would be a real brainteaser.

Boot camp would be easier for old guys..
We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling.

They could lighten up on the obstacle course however... I've
been in combat and never saw a single 20-foot wall with rope
hanging over the side.
Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too... I've
never seen anyone outrun a bullet.

An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still
learning to shave, to start a conversation with a pretty girl.
He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to
shade his eyes, not the back of his head.

These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.
Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple million pissed off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons, who know that their best years are already behind them.

HEY!! How about recruiting Women over 50...in menopause!!!
You think MEN have attitudes??
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God!!! If nothing else, put them on
border patrol. They'll have it secured the first night!

Sent in by
Robert K

 

Surgeons just performed the first successful human head transplant on a dead person

 

11:33
dont show as link till I preview..
Dead & Company: Live from Wells Fargo Center

 

major snow storm cancelled here...just going to be a normal one

but looks like eggsprog will get the edge of it

 

currently 40F to go up to near 60tomorrow..

 

this guy stole my avatar from this website....he' a drummer..who in the past here is a drummer?

the way he posts is familiar...scoll down to see the thief

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