Unchat My Heart...lets go get stoned

I've read such contradicting things about fiber and soluble and insoluble fiber and what you should and shouldn't eat...I could SCREAM! This is what keeps things soft - the blandest most non-appetizing food their is - and FGS make sure its soft soft soft. Then add a few stool softeners and take a tsp or tbsp of olive oil or cod liver oil (with the cod liver oil, you can vomit while your shit is soft ) .

THEN if you do all of the above you just feel like you're crapping fire rather than fire AND broken glass.

and just for shits and giggles:

 

It sure was but the goverment is not fair sadly.

 

coconut oil is probably better... eat some, and stick some up you butt.

 

Magnesium is good for it too

 

didnt see no deer today.. sunny and usual rifle place was limited to maybe a dozen hunters when there use to be hundred. better hunting local with bow. But Im not really putting in much effort.

 

Yeah lol, see all the information about diets etc. Like they're cool and all, but none of us are created equal so what works for one person might not work for the next which is why there's hundreds of diets and articles about them, because there's a hundred different scenarios for 100 individuals.

You just need to trial and error. I kept a food diary once and jotted down all the patterns and what I was feeling and what it did for me so now I use it as a trigger food diary that I don't need because I know now. Doesn't necessarily stop me eating trigger foods but I can at least go okay well I want pizza tonight I'm going to have a stomach cramp tomorrow.

 

a hundred hunters?...that would piss me off


up here we get pissed if we come across another truck on the same trail or road were using

 

ROFLMAO really? because I'm not saying I wouldn't do that!

What I can say unequivocally is that I will NOT EVER have anal sex...

but hunting for one's butthole in the midst of bulbous hemorrhoids has made me realize I may do anything if I think it'll help.

Things are getting better...

What an AWFUL way to lose weight.

 

at my country house, there was a trail leading to the game lands. I actually made money selling coffee and hot chocolate, there were so many hunters .. especially the first day of rifle deer. not so much after a while and id bet there was probably only 6 or less using that trail now... people dont hunt here anymore ..maybe other areas of the state they do.

 

my friend doing life for axe murder liked the song list i gathered for him. said he filled up his mp3 and spent a whole weeks pay on music. and then he borrowed two for one and is in debt again.. then he asked me i can look up someone hes not sure about being friends with .. well, hes not going to like the news as the dude hes asking about raped someone under the age of 13. case docket # goes back to 1997 and the guy is still in jail.. unusual disposition as i cant find any sentence stats on the person. just says still in custody. does not say when the sentence ends.. however the statue of the case holds life.. but it should say that and it dont.. before news was placed on the internet. I find no story related to the person in any surrounding counties ..

 

you can freeze coconut oil. might make it easier. be kinda cold. or use it warm in a baby medicine syringe.

 

nsfw...
The jungle is a wild and raunchy place.

 

I love my brown women. Sexy as all hell.

 

Just got my new script from the all night chemist. 500mg anti inflammatory

gooooooodniiiiight y'all!

 

chocolate milk works for me

takes about 2 hours and then you have to be careful about pulling on wrenches

 

Jimi Hendrix would have been 75 today..

 

I'm going down to shoot my old lady
you know I caught her messing around with another man

seems reasonable lol

 

i eat sugar all the time

its the milk that gives me the runs

 

No thankfully. Just remembering the song. I always thought it was funny.