True or False Game

Very False!

TNP cuts trees.

 

False

TNP: does art to calm down

 

False

TNP would rather read than watch TV

 

False. Reading books puts me to sleep straight away.

TNP is going to sleep with the windows open tonight.

 

False..windows always stay shut here.

TNP masturbated on a mountain.

 

True. And other places.

TNP ever drive too fast?

 

Yes, frequently!

TNP owns more than one bicycle.

 

True. A road bike. A cross bike and a tandem

if TNP has a bike they ride it regularly

 

Yes, quite frequently.

TNP doesn't like different foods to touch on their plate.

 

Somewhat true

TNP has at least one set of cuff links

 

True

TNP has a thoughtful next question

 

True!

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it actually make any noise?

 

True, of course it does.
TNP has ridden a horse with no name.

 

False lol

TNP is prepared for the upcoming cold weather.

 

True, but not enthusiastic

TNP has been on an ocean vessel

 

True, have sailed to Hawaii from California and back many years ago.

TNP has flown in a hot air balloon.

 

False, not done that one before. Would be fun though.

TNP is soaking in the sun today

 

False I am in the uk lol

TNP likes peanuts

 

True!

TNP has laughed hard enough before that it brought tears

 

True

TNP thinks I am crazy.