Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

squeeze it

 

ollie over it on a skateboard

 

in an emergency you can use it to seal up a wound

 

have a shot at playing badminton with it

 

spoon egg races

 

surround it with foam, put the foam covered egg in a box, throw box of tall building - open box, see if egg remains uncracked..

 

Exercise your sucker.

 

stick it in a blender

 

play humpty dumpty

 

Dress it up and put it to work. :hat:

 

paint little bible verses on it

 

throw it

 

stand on a Highway overpass and play "who causes a crash first"




I WIN

 

plant it in your garden

 

make figures out of them

 

put it on the mantlepiece

 

vandalise cars with them

 

take them out as ammunition on halloween

 

mail it to slovENIA

 

write a novel based on it