Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

skip it across water

 

hold it up to a candle and see if there is a baby bird in it!

 

make a homemade flu vaccine

 

use it as a stress ball

 

make a tiny quiche

 

take it to church and worship the lord with it

 

keep it in your sock drawer

 

laugh at it

 

tie it to a helium baloon and give it the trip of its life

 

bake some fairy cakes with it

 

put them in people work boots during coffee break

 

play ping pong with it

 

crack it on your grandma

 

place it in your girls cleavage as she sleeps

 

scramble it with cream cheese

 

stretch your earlobes and wear eggs as jewellery

 

put it on your grandma

 

pretend its an apple and shoot with an arrow off of someones head

 

Make it sparkly and use it as a navel ring.

 

crack it on your feet and feel it between your toes