Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

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make powder eggs and then rerock em up and smoke em.

 

Glue it in the carton while still at the store.

 

refit the trusty ole paint ball gun for firing eggs...

 

Float it in the Holy Water.

 

shoe horn

 

Put in a microwave at a bus terminal and set the timer for 45 minutes.

 

Sing at the egg then give it to moop

 

Box it up and send it to a starving child in China.

 

Open up your coolsat 4,5,or6k receiver box,put an egg in it,and send it back to coolsat HQ

 

freeze it

 

paint a uniform on it, stick a parachute on it and throw it out of a plane behind enemy lines to be captured and interrogated. Eventually it'll crack.

 

Not eat them.


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Boil a whole bunch for your next summer party BBQ snacks..........but leave one in the bowl uncooked

 

I used to do up Easter eggs and not boil them.


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insert it into an orifice

 

suspend them in jello

 

Discuss philosophy with it

 

Fire it for sleeping on the job.

 

Play Halo 3 with it