Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

wish upon a stqar with it. hahaha

 

Step 1...Fill Four Or More Eggs With "NITROGLYCERINE".............

Step 2...Obtain Various Recipes For Omelettes From Recipe Book..

Step 3...Place Both Of The Above In"FARMOUTS" Letterbox Early One Morning.....(before Breakfast)....

Step4..Retreat To A Safe Distance.....And View The Resulting Spectacle...



Cheers Glen.

 

make it into a micro-bong

 

Ride a pony

 

Drop it in a whirlpool.

 

talk about how sexy you are

 

Send it to Justin Timberlake.

 

Drop it on annoying visitors.

 

Mail it to Glenglen,should be nice and rotten by the time it gets there

 

drop it off the moon, and see how big the splatter is

 

Secretly replace the normal house blend coffee at a fancy restaraunt with it.

 

mix it well with a pint of hot water, put in a spray bottle, spray on enemy's car. leave in hot place. watch paint get ripped off.

alternate version, whip egg, and use with paintbrush to make the paint rip off in patterns.

 

Place it into a pair of shoes at Walmart.

 

THE EGG-CITED ROOSTER-STARRING FOGHOR...
http://www.jibjab.com/view/167139

 

Put it on my neighbor's car seat before he leaves for work...

 

put in on your bicycle seat, ride for several hours and see if it cooks

 

see how many u can fit in your mouth before they break

 

Swallow it WHOLE and if it survives the trip intact.......swallow it again

 

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