Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

place it on a lit barbeque.

 

put a bunch of em in a paper bag and set it on fire on your unfavorite neighbors porch........then ring the door bell.....

 

bury it in the sand at the bottom of a slide.

 

let it rot

 

Make them characters in a diorama.

 

Smuggle it through customs in your underpants.

 

Place It In A Microwave.....Press HIGH.....And Wait For The Resulting Explosion.......(been there..done that)..




Cheers Glen.

 

Look at it under a magnifying glass

 

throw it at the police at a demonstration gone riot

 

Put it in vinegar to break down the shell, and then you have a jiggly egg sack.

 

Make mousse.

 

Seein as tommorrow is Easter, color the dang thangs and hide em in the weeds...

 

see how many licks it takes to get to the center.

 

MAil it to Jeb Bush.

 

have breakfast.....

 

Make it a litlle chain mail out fit with a helmet and take it to an SCA event.

 

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Play fetch with it.

 

teach it to tapdance

 

Make it a little robe and worship it.