Top 100 things of most productive things to do with old people

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  1. loveflower

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    19. Bend and twist them into interesting positions
     
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  3. Fractual_

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    18. manipulate their excess skin to use as boob implants
     
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    17. Give them to kids to draw on instead of the walls.
     
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    16. glue and staple them together
     
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    15. stuff them full of food and then SQUEEZE their tummies! :D
     
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    13. Muture/Senior Citizen pornagraphy
     
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    ew ew ew ew ew EWWWWWWWW

    12. Hypnotise them into eating Orsino2's brain so we're never bothered with icky stuff like that again.
     
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    12. spray blackie with old-old-spice so the old people swarm to him
     
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    11. Take old people and use their scents (old people always smell funny) to make cologne and perfume... like walnuts...
     
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    10. Test products on them
     
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    9. give to small kids for pets.
     
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    8. give to small animals as pets
     
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    7. Give to small animals as food.
     
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    6. use their tough leathery skin for the soles of shoes.
     
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    5 put them out of their misery and use their bones to make piano keys and sell to the rich a fine ivory piano
    save the elephants, the old are already dead (they just dont know it)
     
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    3. Tattoo them with pictures of the three stooges.
     
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    2. Weave their hair into toilet paper.

    1. use their tongues for paint brushes.
     
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