Toothpast high?

I drink the blood of small mammals for a buzz...could just be placebo, but hey...gotta have something for those dry spells

 

Somewhere in the anarchists cook book it speaks of applying toothpaste to orange peels and it forms a tryptamine of some sort. you then scrape the crystals that form and eat them I was never desperate enough to try this to trip but I know it works because they didnt allow us to have orange peels in rehab for specifically this reason.

 

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This is as bad as the thread about the kid asking about eating his own adrenaline gland.

If you want I can write you a prescription for some bomb ass toothpaste that'll make you trip harder than ever before. I'm a doctor, I have these kinds of powers.

 

I don't feel like editing my post but I found it hilarious that this is such a stupid question, and to top it off I just noticed that he/she/retard/mentally challenged person who made this thread also can't spell toothpaste.

 

Plus not editing my post gives me a higher post count, and so will this. I might as well just make my own thread to make comments to myself on, and give me a higher post count.

 

ooOOoo how about new Crest with Salvia D?
Get those kids to brush for 10 minutes at a shot.
Go to bed smiling, and sleep soundly.