Toilet seats

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Blue-Moon*, May 20, 2012.

  1. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I always kick the lids up and I spit all over the seat and wipe it clean if I need to use a public toilet.
     
  2. wetsocks

    wetsocks there's no one driving

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    can you crunch the numbers for a guy who shits 2/3 visits to the washroom?
     
  3. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

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    I piss on the seat thats how i roll
     
  4. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Goooood morning,

    well, I think the bacteria on the seat will like your spit and begin to thrive. Furthermore you smear that small spot of bacteria culture that might be there all over the seat. So, good luck ;).

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  5. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Good morning,

    oh, ah, interesting. We should meet for a coffee ;).

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  6. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Good morning,

    soooo Delware County you say...*makenotetomyself*

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  7. wiccan_witch

    wiccan_witch Senior Member

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    God, yes! I used to live with a nasty little Korean nutjob who once left a note on the toilet for me asking me to leave the lid up. I left a note on top elling her leaving the toilet seat up was dirty and unhygeinic.


    She then scratched the next door neighbours car with her keys and rang the police and told them my boyfriend did it.

    Moral of the story - toilet lids and people who don't know how to use them cause trouble.
     
  8. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Unless i'm spreading my butt or my **** on the seat... I'll stick to my cleaning methods!!
     
  9. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    I'm not convinced. Bacteria can jump that >|___________|< far I think ;).

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  10. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    oh, lovely. I bet you're best friends now :tongue:.

    Get rid of one of them and the problem is solved ;).

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  11. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    You do realize this whole controversy was started a long time ago by manufactures of toilet seat hinges so they wear out faster...
     
  12. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    damn capitalistic bastards.

    Regards
    Gyro
     

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