To tell the truth number 4

Yeah but not from depression just out of curiosity of what might happen. I love life too much to do it though.

Have you ever thought about killing someone else?

 

no
Is anyone here truly at peace in their body, mind, and soul?

 

vibrator from one of those sex toy parties

no way, but i'm working on it. Out of the three, I'm most at peace with my soul. my body and mind are subject to negative environmental impact, but I think I've got a good shield around my soul to keep it safe from the world.

were you raised religious and if you were, are you still religious?

 

iu was raised catholic...we had mass right in the school and in high school i was taught by priests and nuns...but i always just took it for granted that as long as i didnt commit any mortal sins i would be good with the dude upstairs...i am not religious right now and still have not committed any mortal sins that i couldnt get forgiven at confession..i wiull likely get very religious on my deathbed like most people


..........what was the worst rumor ever spread about YOU that was not true????

 

rumor hmmmm... me and my sister were lesbians together haha
or when i was like 14 it was like, this rumor that i gave this fella like 7 wanks in the one day? and i never even touched his willy ha... and i was young, so touchin willys would make me a slut.


what do you think is your biggest flaw

 

I'm at peace with my whole being more and more as time goes by. I've always been at peace with my body, I love it. It was tougher with my mind and soul though, as I had difficulty to accept my dark side for a long time.

Not really. My dad isn't religious at all and I know my mom has some faith, but even though she's not going to church regularly or something.

I'm a shopaholic. Good thing I only shop in thrift stores!

Same! What do you think is your biggest flaw?

 

Yep, a chick stole my virginity one time.

Another time some dick head stole my backpack when I left it on the beach while I went swimming in the ocean.

A porn vid of some sort. Probably one with black chicks or something. :afro:

I've thought about it. At the time I figured my family wouldn't care. Of course, that's the most common, selfish thought of those who actually attempt to take their own life (I didn't).

Not as in I actually contemplated it, but yea, I've thought about it.

How the fuck should I know?

My mother tried hard to raise us boys to be little Christians. But I can honestly say that I never bought it from day one. I can remember sitting there in church at the age of 5 thinking, "How the fuck did some dude get nailed to some wood, get placed in a cave, then rise from the dead?"

My father was a man of the earth, he had adopted native American ideologies from a young age because he grew up and lived with natives.

I've never had a lot of rumours spread about me. I guess the worst one was that someone, when I was in high school, had spread the rumour that I had hit an ex girlfriend, which, for those who knew me, luckily, was completely absurd. It went away after a few weeks when the ex in question told people it wasn't true.

I already told you, my big penis.

Not answering the same fucking question twice


What is the best surprise you've ever had?

 

Discovering we don't have to die.

Followed by the sober realization there is a chance this won't be realized en masse before my own death...

What's the weirdest thing that ever happened to you?

 

My very first out of body experience. It lasted for hours, I had the sweats. I went to outer space and left my body. I no longer identified as anything, it was fucked, yet, the greatest thing that has ever happened to me to date. I was born again in space, then came back into my body.

Same question - What's the weirdest thing that ever happened to you?

 

What's the weirdest thing that ever happened to you?


i ran into a friend in vancouver that i grew up with in toronto..he walked into my t shirt shop and heard me spelling my name to the lady at purolator courier..i was tracing a parcel with drugs in it sent to me by a girl that buddy also knew..all of a sudden he says ''bobby fucking marshall''[fakename]...i needed a place to live and he needed a room mate..i moved in that afternoon...same question
What's the weirdest thing that ever happened to you?

 

I was fingering my gf on this rock on the beach and I look up and this old lady is watching us with this weird grin on her face like she was getting off on it. Whats ur most disgusting sexual experience?

 

nothing really disgusting... but funny story, i dated a guy who had a foot fetish, which i dont mind and he didnt warn me that he was going to lick the bottom of my very ticklish feet.... what is your FUNNIEST sexual experience?

Edit: I failed to mention the fact that I accidently kicked his face.... :leaving:

 

Funniest? A friend and I picked up a couple of girls and headed for the country. I was drunk-really drunk and when I tried to help the girl out of the car-I stumbled ,ripped her dress and we flopped down in some flour-like dirt ,raising a cloud of dust over us. Needless to say,the next few sounds were loud cussing ,a car starting and then a car heading back to town ,a couple of car doors slamming and that was the end of it. Wasn't quite as funny to her as it was to me.

Same question?????

 

Defo the first time I queefed. I was in Turkey with my (then) boyfriend on our first holiday and it was the first time we were together for more than a night. We weren't even going at it, we were just lying in bed fooling around and he was kissing/blowing warm air on my pussy through my silk knickers when a little one popped out We burst out laughing.

Can you describe your underwear in detail for us now?!

 

haha all these sex questions kinda killed this thread...I guess people don't like sharing their most disgusting/funniest sexual experience.

boy cut, pink with white polka dots

keeping with the sexxxxay theme, do you enjoy casual encounters or do you need an emotional connection to enjoy sex?

 

I don't enjoy casual encounters anymore as I'm in a stable relationship, but I used to enjoy them back in the days.

How many sextoys do you own?

 

i dont own any!!!!!

Is there something bothering you right now?

 

you're missing out

I have to miss a good friend's wedding because its next friday and I have to work. For months I assumed the wedding was saturday, because..who has a wedding on a friday?

I've had 3 people call me today and give me shit for missing it. They're making me feel very guilty and its not like there's anything I can do about it, dayyumm.

How many times have you been in love?

 

yes their is. I want to get my mother a gift card to get her hair done, not sure where this place is at, so my dad said he would come by in an hour to help me find this place. my mom has lunch around 2:00 so I hope this is taken care of by the time she get's home for lunch

when was the last time you cried? And what mad you cry?

 

When I was younger a girlfriend and I decided to try anal sex for the first time. We were unaware that there are proper "procedures" one does beforehand, we weren't using condoms by this point. So, all went well, except for the horrible ending. I pulled out and my dick was...all dirty...

I ran for the shower and scrubbed as hard as I could.

Heh, one new years eve a girlfriend and I got wasted on vodka cranberries. After midnight (we were shit faced by then) we decided to do the deed. We fucked for like maybe 15 minutes. I came and quickly felt my stomach get damp...

I looked down...turns out my dick was just sliding back and forth between her ass cheeks the whole time, it wasn't even in her vagina. She didn't say anything because she said she was too drunk to fuck anyways.

We laughed and passed out afterwards.

One time my brother walked in on my girlfriend and I doing it, though he didn't know that we were doing it. He thought we were sleeping. He handed me the phone, it was his girlfriend. She was moving the next day and needed me to help. She was a complete bitch who I hated, but I'm a gentleman so I told her I would. She wanted me to be at her apartment at 9:00 am. Fine...

My brother leaves the room, my girlfriend and I continued to do it, and a few more times that night (we were new). I don't know how late we were up, but the next thing I know I woke up beside her and it was 1:00 in the afternoon.

Brother's girlfriend called to bitch me out, I didn't care though, I was freshly laid. Had a good laugh over that one.

I shower daily, don't need underwear.

Sex doesn't mean enough to me to simply have it for the sake of getting my rocks off. I have to really enjoy the lady as a person to want to have sex.

Though I have been extremely attracted to females I didn't know that well in the past and would have slept with them had the opportunity come up.

Perhaps it depends on the lady in question.

None, I've got two hands.

Not really

Three times, though one may have been questionable. Definitely twice.

When my dad died. Years ago. I wasn't so much sad that he was gone, but quite sad for the fact that he had a very sad, shitty life and never got the opportunity to make it better.


If you could be anywhere doing anything right now, where and what would you be doing?