To tell the truth number 4

What's an animals characteristic or body part that you want on you?



dah...ability to lick my own balls and ass just like my cat...i would stop looking for a girl friend forever....probably would post a lot less too......

have you ever been fired?

 

Physically, but not spiritually

I already have the mane of a lion, but I'd love to have some horns so I could look like Angus Young on the front of Highway to Hell. I'd show up at church every Sunday...see what happens...

Hell no, you can't fire me, I quit!


What's one super power you wish you had and what would you do with it?

 

Invisibility. Steal shit.

How many dirty videos do you watch a week?

 

None! What is so interesting about people feigning sexual intercourse or if they are doing it pretending that it's the best sex they've ever had?

 

Is that your answer or your question? I'll take it as a question. Who gives a fuck? It's all fantasy. It either floats your boat or it doesnt.

Have you got a criminal record? What for?

 

just a couple driving tickets and a j walking one. so no im not a criminal.
are you a communist?

 

I don't! But weirdly I'm banned from US, can't go there for a few years. Awww, funny shit.

What's the one thing you absolutely wanna do at least once before you die?

 

No.

Just one thing?! Gosh. I think we're talking materialistically. In that case, I've had a long ambition to visit Thailand. Chill out, do some Island hoping, work in an elephant sanctury. I'd be awesome.

What's your biggest weakness?

 

I don't think I have any
Would you take a life to save a life?

 

it depends on the situation I suppose. If I had a split second to think about killing a stranger in order to save someone I love, then I would do it I'm sure.

Here's an irreverent question..do you still laugh when the ketchup bottle makes fart noises?

 

no not at all

what is your favrorite drama movie?

 

I'm too sensitive!

It never made me laugh. Yeah, I was a pretty serious kid.

Leaving Las Vegas.

What kind of kid were you as a child?

 

Okay, appearantly I'm just really immature because I snicker everytime the ketchup bottle farts. Sometimes it makes me do a silly stoner laugh, like "huh..huh..huh" and then I look around and get really embarrassed if anyone hears me.

super sensitive and painfully shy. I was a bookworm. I had a pretty good imagination because all my siblings were a several years older than me and I grew up in a rural area, so the only people I had to play with were imaginary. I had some cool ass imaginary friends!

What were you like as a kid? same question. I like that question.

 

3 possesioons of a narcotic...got fined for each 35,75,300

i am a sucker for a pretty face...cant say no to pretty girls so i am constantly being sucked in to drama and then never getting laid because I am also way too NICE

the godfather 1 and 2...i know them better than I know myself...please do not mention III...it was a huge dissapointment


ever been to a shrink?

 

Never been to a shrink! I totally rate them though. My sister's been seeing psychiatrists for years and I honestly think she'd be dead without them.

Do you have any unusual sexual perversions?

 

I have been known to rip the head off a chicken and fuck it in the neck,but I suppose that's not too unusual.

How many boy/girl friends have you had?

 

I cut myself short quiet a bit.

If I had to yea, probably.

Hell yea. I laugh when most things make fart noises.

I'm often a five year old in an older male body. Doesn't bother me any.

Apocalypse Now.

Very quiet, very sensitive, and I often played alone, except at school, I was very outgoing and I had many great friends at school. I preferred climbing trees and running around in farm fields to playing with toys and other kids. Things haven't changed much.

Yes, mostly for things that most younger people experience and don't require a therapist to "fix". Hence why I only went a few times.

Nope, I'm a pretty usual guy when it comes to that department. Good sex with a good woman is good enough for me.

4 or 5 girlfriends. Though only a few were serious, long term relationships.


What is currently the most important thing in your life?

 

How many boy/girl friends have you had?
What is currently the most important thing in your life?


maybe 25 with 5ish serious....and...getting another girlfriend lol

ever been on tv?

 

once, when I was 17. I got alcohol poisoning and for some weird reason my family got it in their heads that I was trying to purposely harm myself...I wasn't, I was a 17 year old kid that found someone to buy me a huge bottle of cheap vodka. Alcohol poisoning was inevitable. Anywho..so my mom made me go see a therapist. She basically coached me for an hour on how to say no to peer pressure and then told me I didn't need to come back.

3 serious relationships and 3 others that only lasted a few short months.

my friends and family. I don't think that answer will ever change.

Once when I was like 8 years old I got interviewed on the local news at a hot air balloon festival. It was my 7 seconds of fame.

Is there one thing that you think about more than anything else, and if so what is it?

 

Yes there is! Those days: wedding stuff. In general: sex.

What's something you consider one of your flaws but people around you love it?