To tell the truth number 4

not a list per say...just some stuff i want to do..like ..i have never been to an exotic hot place..no florida,no mexico,no vacation out of canada ever


ever vomit on someone?or your best vomit tale

 

It wasn't me who vomitted, but here's my best vomt story;

I was 15 and my older brother was of legal age to by booze My best friend had never been drunk before, I had gotten drunk a few times before. So my brother bought us some Smirnoff Ice coolers. We had 4 each, my brother bought us some more. We were pretty drunk, I was decent, my friend was completely wasted, (he was always a lightweight). So it's a Saturday night around 10 pm and my friend and I go into this restuarant that's completely full. Mostly older people on dates. I order the both of us coffee and french fries to sober up before we head home. The waiter goes away and I look at my friend, his head is resting on the table and his eyes are shut. The guy brings our food and asks if my friend is alright, I say, "yea, he's just tired."

I eat half my fries and half the coffee. My friend manages to eat a couple fries. After about 10 minutes he lifts his head up, I ask if he's alright, he says something completely nonsensical, not even words. He opens his mouth and puke gushes from him like a fucking gyser. All over the table, all over his food, in his glass, etc.

People start staring at us completely disgusted. There's a guy on a date sitting right beside us and he gasps and gets up to go tell the waiter. The waiter comes to us and quietely tells us to leave, that we don't have to pay, just leave. He then apologises to the man and his wife/date and tells them that their meal will be "complimentary". My friend and I leave, but we don't get far. He passed out in the bushes right outside the door.


Have you ever stolen something and then felt really bad about it afterwards? What did you steal?

 

No, I've stolen but not felt bad for it.

What was your worst injury and how did it happen?

 

a few times absolutely...years ago many bicycles mostly...i am anti-theftman now though...

motorcycle crash april 27 1994..broke both feet,both ankles,multiple dislocations and broke my back in 3 places,11 and a half months in the hospital...but not a scratch to my face or arms..got 77 inches of scars from the various bone graft sites and surgery and compound sites

ever played a mean prank on a sleeping friend

 

No, my pranks aren't mean. :angel:

Do you own a pet and if yes, what?

 

Yes! An Airedale Terrior. Very cute, curly, fluffy black and brown. She is a horny one and very hyper.

Have you ever had a near death experience?

 

I did! Several with the help of DMT or mushrooms, but two of them were actually me getting close to die for real (one from hypothermia and one from blood poisoning).

Where would you like to travel to?

 

hawaii.

have you ever not had cotton candy?

 

I've eaten cotten candy lots, it was a staple when I was in hgh school


Have you ever driven after consuming a questionable amount of alcohol?

 

nope don't drive.

have you ever ate frog legs?

 

Nope, I've never tried them...I've heard they taste like chicken...

Have you ever spied on someone?

 

yes I have

have you ever yelled at somone?

 

Several times.

Do you think you're hot?

 

hell no

do you have a webcam on your computer?

 

Nope...

Have you ever been spanked?

 

yes by my mom and dad when I was little
do you like cupcakes?

 

i LOVE cupcakes!!!!!!!!!

how do you take your tea?

 

Same way I take my women, black and piping hot


Have you ever wanted something really bad to happen to someone and why?

 

Yes.
Though this is technically a second question I will answer it anyway
I always want for people to have positive life experiences, and unfortunately sometimes my ego gets in my way and makes me think I know what the best thing for others is. Usually I keep it in check but other times I end up trying to convince them that they want the same experience I think they should want.

What is the single most eye opening experience you have had (in the becoming enlightened to the mystery of the universe sort of way)?

 

That we are all one <3