ahha--i was thinking somethign a little more "ninja-esque" like: ...and then, from underneath the box of crackers crawled the most hideous of creatures but then they realized it was just neighbourhood scoubdrel burby coming out backwards, and evrythign was A-OKAY!
that sucks... well, i'm sure he'll give you something and you will feel better...don't worry. i... am so tired. but i can't fall asleep now.
get a candle, light it, and close your eyes while you imagine to be very small and go inside that fire, than ask the fire to clean you, you might get dizzy or extremely horny, but thats all cool, than try and think of nothing, or about that flame for awhile, each time something else comes to mind, bring your focus back on the flame. you might find your rest