Time for an ego boost!

I'm a honest, logical person with a warm sense of humour and willing to help most people when asked. Basically, I'm a nice guy.

 

I'm a very average lover

 

While you are reading this im in your bedroom shagging your girlfriend.

 

well that's where the bitch got the crabs.

 

i haz 32 and a hayf inch peenshwas

 

i can spot someone on here thats full of BS :afro:

and i ride a bicycle .. ONE LESS CAR!

 

you're 32 with a 1/2 inch penis

 

:smilielol5:

 

imp:

 

i'm smarter than everyone

 

It's good you find this an optimistic thing. Being smarter than everyone you come into contact with daily can be a real downer.

 

It's lonely at the top.

 

i am the finest practitioner of the art of cunnilingus on the planet

and i can breath through me ears :mickey:

 

oooooooo ahhhhhhhh

 

I was jesus' speechwriter.

 

Way to do a terrible job. You shouldn't have left it so open for interpretation.



I can make toast

 

THOU SHALL NOT MAKETH TOAST, FOR IF THOU SHALL MAKETH TOAST- YOU SHALL BURN FOR AN ETERNITY IN SATANS BREAD HEATER.

we're working on something new...

 

he learned from me :smoking:

 

heh heh

jesus, i prefer powdered toast

 

bagels > toast