Throw flowers at yourself thread

Oh, yeah, and my feet don't smell either.

 

I am ultra-perceptive and intuitive.

 

I am better than you.

 

I'm ultra-violet!

 

I am private and partly unfathomable , but will never tell a lie.( I think..?)
And be as open as humanly possible , when specifcally requested.

Is that a good thing?Dunno.

 

I'm adventurous.

 

I am the walrus.

 

I am the eggplant.

 

I taste like honey!

 

I am a walking screaming hell. A thing of torture to behold.

 

I'm not fat.

 

Sometimes I taste like Honey Nut Cheerios.

 

I'm big boned.

 

I am entertaining.

 

I am entertaininger.

 

I am easily entertained!

 

I've been fixed.

 

I can boost people up.

 

All the way to the top shelf?

 

And to the ceiling and higher!!!!