Throw flowers at yourself thread

Its just when I saw the "I'm kind and sensitive" part someone put up.Thought I should make my excuses..: )

Ok ,
I'm... not as nasty as some people think I am.
I'm bad ..but *can* be good...: )

So do these things really happen now? : )

 

I know who I am

 

you calling me a liar? thems fightin words!!

put up your dukes! put em uppp, put em uppp!

 

I'm the best friend you could ask for.

 

I am the 22,718th best friend you could ask for.

 

OK fine, your farts sound and smell good! And I don't poop.. poop.. but eatable gold (that I poop again) that tastes like champagne ice-cream and smells like tropical coconut oil - it's true!

 

In all seriousness now, I seriously am a great writer.. and in 2 languages!

 

Oh, I am perfectly trilingual..

 

now thats a little hard to swallow

i mean the one about the gold.




i'm good at writing academic papers (but not at creative writing)


and i'm not a dummy


and i bathe virtually every day

 

I am a passable reader, and in 3 languages!

 

which part? the great writer part - I know.

 

I am monolingual. Where do you keep your other two tongues?

 

I do not have a mortgage to worry about.

 

In my most amazing secret place.

 

i was replying to the first one, then while i did that you made two more posts....so i edited to clarify...and when i was done doing that you'd made another post, this one.....

you make speedy gonzales look like....regular gonzales

 

I'm hungry and I dont know what to eat haha


And Laety, about your first statement about being cultured. I believe everyone is cultured, including the person who has never read a book, never seen a movie, never been in a museum, never studied, never traveled. Everyone has a culture. I can be a peasant working on a field or an artist working on a sculpture, both are cultured, they just belong to different cultures and know about different things.

I dont mean to ruin your praise for yourself or anything, I'm just sharing what I think.

 

Me too

 

Im falling apart fast but Im happy.

 

I have THREE most amazing secret places.