*Three Word Story*

to Chinese herbal

 

tea merchants before

 

cocoa puff cereal

 

ever gains popularity

 

in the canine

 

tooth rotting competition

 

Irritated Gums Competition

 

that always went

 

well until naked

 

buddhists rejected the

 

use of the

 

babies as footstools

 

or door stoppers

 

and instead suggests

 

sucking on big

 

bellied old men

 

with belly rings

 

and huge ears

 

mysterious disappearing acts

 

by David Blaine