*Three Word Story*

phillips number two

 

then got into

 

a red volkswagen

 

that only had

 

three wheels and

 

was powered by

 

a monkey with

 

only one leg

 

and an eyepatch

 

on the middle

 

of his bellybutton

 

which was also

 

as big as

 

an acorn. Finally

 

she realized that

 

her boss hates

 

it when she

 

files her nails

 

in the sink.

 

instead of into