Three Word Story

reaming of a


(hey crummy, can ya give us an update on the story so far mate?)

 

life changing sort
(not tonight, I really gotta get to bed, but soon....)

 

. The reaming included



(no worries mate....It makes me laugh when I read it, especially when some of the posts have no relavence what so-ever)

 

instructions written in
( I do reserve the right to edit to make it as sensible as possible, but I limit it to actual nessicity(sp))

 

arabic hyrogliphics with

 

neon lit tubing

 

stating that a

 

one legged chicken

 

would massage a/an

 

cluster of muscles

 

if offered a/an

 

apple because he

 

golfs on tuesday

 

night's and Friday

 

mornings.
Eggheads agree

 

masturbating five times....

 

youll become President

 

of your country

 

and Alaska. The

 

president will not