This thread is for spamming.

poop

 

sharpies make the world a better place

 

On this very night, ten years ago, along this very stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building... And when they pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck. It looked like this...

 

im out side of the box...its cold and lonley out here

 

...........never drink at school. It makes the day very difficult.

 

I dont like spam.

 

i actually really like spam. it smells like dog food. i have a tin in the cupboard as we speak..... hmmmm.... spam sandwich for lunch anyone?

 

I like spam too. We used to eat it at my dads semi-often. I never understood why people disliked it.

 

may i say.... ewwwww

 

You get hungry enough and you'll eat it.....

 

Did you know.................

If all the cans of Spam ever eaten were put end-to-end, they would circle the globe at least ten times.

 

id rather eat my own poop...seriousily

 

spam vs. one's own feces

 

That's the same thing I said when your mom asked me to eat......

 

I'm gonna need a sampler of each.

 

thats no contest...poop will always win...but im bias cuz im the poop king

 

i just go burnt while cooking

 

chicken poxxx

 

I'm sooooooo bored. I'm drunk at school and don't feel like doing work now, or waiting the 2 hrs til class starts


I have nothing to do and I keep refreshing random thoughts hoping it will keep me occupied, but there doesn't seem to be many people on.

I wonder what homework will be tonight?

I wonder if there's more vodka out in the car(no I didn't drive)

I wonder if there's more vodka in my bottle?

I wonder if the librarian can smell the vodka in the bottle or on my breath

I wonder if I should go eat.

Man, I wish I could make spam in life and not just online. I"d make spam every time I got hungry