This thread is about marrying me...

just with the nicest tits? what about nicest ass? or best pole dancer? so much variety at a decent strip club...:tongue:

 

hahaaaaaa I just like boobs, a nice face and thick thighs...I'm not into asses and the ones who are good at pole dancing have to be because they're not too good looking d:

 

hahaaaaaa no I do not accept paypal. I do accept store credit though to any major upscale department store here in the states...(uhm for our wedding gift to ourselves of course d

 

the ones i've been to, the best pole dancers were the best looking in every dept - best ass, best tits, best pussy, best face haha :tongue:

 

Theres got to be catch. Are you female?

 

It's K.. I can spill as much beer as I want. I'm always fully stocked :tongue:

 

haha I doubt any man in his right mind would want to live in Georgia so count me out.

 

Hell I'd live it Georgia..

I tell you what. I'll set a 4 week minimum on the marriage so you can divorce me if it ain't working out... I'm even throwing in a weekend in Las Vegas for the 'shot gun wedding'! Hell, I'll even thrown in some spending money! that only leaves the $$$ for us to negotiate atriot:

No one has given me a figure yet

 

How much money do you have? Oh and I require a picture of you before I start negotiations. :tongue:

 

she's gonna be one of my call girls in my cult...better sweap her up before then otherwise she'll be pretty pricey

and just because you have more beer does not give you leave to spill a perfectly good one that could be drank and gotten you more drunk
fooooooorrrrrrr shhhhhhaaaaaaame!

 

Ok.. but I'm still going to need a starting figure. Remember that this marriage is temporary because I'm only after a green card. If we like each other then the marriage is legit :tongue:

If all marriages were this awesome then how great would life be?

1. You can dump the me whenever it grabs you.

2. You still get to keep the cash!

3. There isn't a catch. It's a win, win deal! I'm renown for my deals.. thats why I have a huge 100% postive feedback score on EBay :jester:

4. Who whats my hard cash??!?!?! OMFG!!!?!?

 

HHmmm, you have a point there Don't you what to marry me too? You could get cash and buy stuff.. Free money is pure ownage!

 

1 millllllion dollars sama: <this is the only bad guy smilie we have
*pouts* we need one stroking a cat

 

OMG! Thats a little expensive for a temp marriage! Can we barter a little?

 

fine $10000 per every month we are together...

 

although i'm worth at least a million dollars

 

10000 per month?!?! That works out about $700 for a two day marriage/honeymoon...Hmmm. Would you also accept my supermarket coupons? I'm on a budget atm

 

Edit double post...

 

i'll take them as well...but no money no marriage

 

Awe...I want to get married...