this thread does not require thinking

my hips need to pop

 

if chickens slept with rabbits, their babies would be fast enough to get away with their eggs.

that's random,,,, my other post was true.

 

Too much wine.

Tomorrow hangover.

Tonight...

Blissful sleeeeeeeep.

 

motivation isn't to manage. it isn't even a thing. it's what we enjoy doing.

green

twisty beautiful green

and furry people ridding arround on little trains winding through it.

and making strainge interesting wierd stuff

and wandering arround exploring everything.

=^^=
.../\...

 

I wonder will I get drunk tonight. I don't really trust this guy I have to meet this evening at 6. He's got something up his sleeve, I'm sure. Maybe I'll meet Timo when I'm close to his place. I haven't seen him in ages. That's because after five minutes in his company, I start thinking of all the things I don't like about him. Why the hell is Joi with him? What does she see in him? Fuck, I hope he's not a lurker on here.

 

Holy shit I haven't listened to Hot Action Cop in FOREVER. I'm gonna have to dig up that cd again.

Can I get a little yum, yum kitty kitty
Just a little sumthin sumthin itty bitty
Do you wanna get triple x groovie
Gimme gimme some of that kinda movie
And let me spin ya like a record wicky wicky
Let me get you butt naked licky licky
Here we go yo here’s the scenario
Gonna strip you down like a car in the barrio​

 

Chocolate cake , yum!

 

What in the World!?!?

 

That sandwich tasted gooooooooooooooood. I want another one. But if i have another one, my belly will hurt and be overloaded. This is not good. I wonder whether they can make a sort of chewing gum that tastes like sandwiches? But with the sandwichey texture too. But like the first few chews, because they rule. After those chews sandwiches become icky and you have to swallow. So a sandwich flavoured chewing gum with a textures of the first few bites? Is it possible???

I must get NASA on the phone! Since they are awesome chewing gum developers - but no one knows it. Yeah, NASA makes gum, but you have to keep it a secret unless you want a probe stuck up your arse in 24 hours. Shit. I just told you about NASA's secret gum devloping project. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

*prepares to be anally probed*

ewwww XD

 

The light is shining and the sheets are clean
nothing like falling to dreams in the sunrise

Should I have another glass before
pillow groove take ahold of me

live and learn day to day and growin' every hour
the only way to be knowin is to know which way the wind is blowin

 

I am one brain cell closer to a coma now!

 

Lasses with sweet tight asses
and firm perky bust
nature will take over
and fuck'er we must!

 

People who write on walls, roll their shit into little balls
Those who read those words of wit, eat those little balls of shit

 

There once was a woman from Eeling
Who had a peculiar feeling
She lay on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling

 

Am I just stoned or did I just enter a portal back to the 5th grade?

 

Do not mock my literary genius.

 

Maybe a drunken trip to the bar bathroom with "poetry" on the walls.

 

I participated in the doing

 

But I made it what it is :H

 

A message of warning as you now sit

Your reading, grunting and tryng to take a shit
But a warning it is since I put glue on your seat
soon I'll bust through the door and pull out my meat
Your going to be violated orally, thinking of this trap
Wishing you had chosen a differnet place to crap!