This or that

Is Jesus a Mexican guy who sells tacos from a cart? Or the Bible dude? Because that really would affect my decision. But I'd say Batman.

Gnomes or hobbits? (ooooh, tough one)

 

Gnomes...they're shorter I think.

Love or lust

 

lust, i've about given up on love for the time being

fate or take charge of your own destiny?

 

take charge

arguement with your spouse
or
arguement with your mother
S

 

Argumet with your mother.

Rum or Gin?

 

sorry this is one I cant answer.... oh damn, ok then GIN!

(like a band aid - rip it off quickly)


ice cream or massages

 

Massages...ice cream is yummy, but massages make me drool everywhere and feel great for days. Ice cream only does that for about half an hour.

Rubber duckies or teddy bears?

 

massages (ice cream makes me phlegmy *gross* )

flower garden or vegetable garden?

 

Vegetable garden - flowers taste yucky

Give oral or get oral?

 

get although givings great too (can't believe i answered that)
Paganism
or
Buddism

 

that one got missed, teddies, ducks aren't as cute or as huggable

get although givings great too (can't believe i answered that)
Paganism
or
Buddism
S

 

Paganism, Buddism is impossible for me to follow in this consumer culture.

Knife
or
Gun

 

knife, cuz you can do more than kill with it

freeze to death
or
burn to death

 

freeze apparantly quite peaceful once you've gone numb

star in a film get really famous and never do anything else
or
do bit roles on tv all your life but never get a main charater role
S

 

Bit roles.

Buns or rolls?

 

Buns

slap round the face
or
pushed into a wall
S

 

pushed into a wall, i hate being bitch slapped

hemmeroid
or
canker sore

 

hemmeroid much less serious
countryside
or
seaside
S

 

countryside

country
or
jazz

 

Jazz


good or evil