This or that

B. Have sex with my parents watching.

It was only a matter of time before someone posted this game. I've played it on a few other forums, it usually gets past 2000 responses. :O

Live life with
A) No genitals
B) No arms

 

A) No genitals


Cannibalize or be cannibalized?

 

Be eaten. 'Nuff said.

Would you rather:

Get kicked by a martial artist?
or
Punched by a boxer?

 

Kicked .... I'm hoping I can choose where the kick would be.

would you rather be a hopless alcoholic or a stuck up religious fanatic?

 

i am a stuck up religious fanatic don't fancy being alcoholic it rots your kidneys.

drink a glass full of
your pets piss
or
sea water
S

 

sea water .... no piss for me - ever.

have someone rip out your hair or your toenails?

 

Hair! I shuddered even thinking about getting my toenails pulled out...

Would you rather:

Be crazy and be on pills to regulate it?
or
Just be crazy?

 

be crazy on pills I guess.

prostitute or fry cook?

 

I don't make any moral judgements about prostitutes so i'll go with that, mind you people would probably pay me to put my clothes back on!

wallpaper
or
painted walls
S

 

Pianted walls... oh that was an easy decision.

loveless and ugly .... or have an internet stalker?

 

Have an internet stalker. I could handle being ugly, but loveless? No way.

Would you rather:

Stay on life support?
or
Have them pull the plug?

 

if people thought there was no chance of me waking up I think the kindest decision would be to have them pull the plug

win ten million and half goes to your worst enermy
or
win ten million and give the lot to a charity of your choice
S

 

I would give half to my worst enemy...Athough I'd have to figure out who the hell it is first..*scratches head* The money could really help my friends, family, & I..I would also give some to charity.

pre packaged (the shit that lasts unnaturally long)

or

organic (the shit that rots in two days)

 

organic shit

carpet
or
polished wood floor
S

 

Carpet. I'm constantly walking around barefoot so a nice shag carpet sounds oh so good....

Would you rather?

Eat shards of glass?
or
Eat a burning hot coal?

 

I always say, theres nothing like a nice shag.
what did I do to deserve this one, after my altoghether more pleasent one above?

glass sounds marginally better

which do you like best
Dragons
or Unicorns
S

 

dragons- unicorns suck.

canadian or american?

 

Canadain, what else where you expecting me to say? anyway I think america's kinda in trouble bush wise at the moment

This or that
or
misquote
S

 

misquote


bob or your uncle?

 

hmmmm Bob. I had a friend name Bob. When he got drunk he threw wine bottles over the balcony at me. A couple of years ago I saw him get baptized. Now he throws bottles again.

smelling someone's fart under the blankets or in a car?