This mannequin is hawt.

shhhhhhh!

 

^^my original thought as well

 

Maybe it's one of those Real Dolls

 

I think I saw them before... on Real Sex

 

HBO did a real sex episode on some friends of Booshnoogs. That was the day Booshnoogs realized that he's not as innocent as he thought he was.

A real doll would be fun to own for like 10 minutes, then it would only be good for elaborate pranks.

 

booshnoogs should elaborate on his lack of innocence for booshnoogs audience.

 

yeah........ it would be way too weird fucking something that didn't have a brain in it's head

 

pfft. i've done that a couple times. you don't want to breed with them, but who cares? and he made good sammiches.