This isn't another lies thread

I've never.

 

I've never been to Cromer

 

I sell Pixie Dust on street corners.

 

I'm an underpants gnome on thursdays.

 

I think Hip Forums is good for my mental health.

 

I thin fairlight is good for my mental health :2thumbsup:

 

I'm well adjusted to society.....

 

Work is my life.

 

I'm REALLY looking forward to my hospital appointment

 

I can play Stairway to Heaven on the guitar...backwards.

 

i am related to aliens

 

i have never seen the sea

 

I have never gotten wet

 

I have never shaved my legs...

 

I really enjoy waxing mine

 

I have a really hairy chest

 

I live no where near cromer, I have bald legs but a full head of hair with absolutely no grey whatsoever.

 

I voted for George W. Bush... Twice!

 

ive never snorted pixie stix

 

I've never gotten high from fixative.