This is what I hate most in life.

Bastard, they rest in the trash can.

 

There's been a few times this thread has made me wanna hurl, in the past few minutes... :uhoh2:

I don't smoke, at least not reguarly... I have nothing against smokers though. If I took it up regularly though, I'd go with Camels... I don't care what kind Just Camels.

But most likely, Matinée Slims. Good LORD. Those are the most glamourous cancer sticks I've ever come across in my life.

 

it made you want to hurl?
i literally was crying from laughing so hard
i loves it

 

All the sperm and ovary talk induced it, I think...

I'm not a squeamish person either. :uhoh2: That stuff doesn't usually bother me at all.

 

Maybe you're pregnant.

Are you feeling worse in the mornings than in the evenings? Did you hide all the coat hangers in your house out of sheer instinct?

 

Do we need a sex-ed lesson?

 

Ewwwwwwww to the coathangers

Unfortunately, I haven't done anything lately that could cause pregnancy, so, no, Pavel.

 

Coat... rack, even.

 

You'd be suprised how many dirty toilet seats are out there.

 

Girls you know you better... watch out.
Some guys, some guys are only about...
That thing, that thing, that thiiiing.

 

I love you.