things you learned from porn.

incest is extremely common and men growl when cumming.

 

please dont bring reality into this.

 

I've learned that in some cases, when a woman opens her mouth to moan, the sex is SO GOOD that the sound takes up to 10 seconds to travel to the ears.

 

haha, yup yup

 

I didn't, it's rank on screen too.

I learnt that young girls have no standards.
And sex in school is perfectly acceptable.

 

Aren't you too young to watch that stuff?

 

i've also learned that 30-year-old women like to repeat the phrase "my 18-year-old pussy" over and over during sex.

 

Aren't you too old?

:leaving:

 

GTFIH

 

I learned that huge dicks can just slide right up a pooper, no problem.

 

2 at a time, no less

 

of course! duh!!!

 

Jail is a fucking AWESOME place to be.

 

Rape is also known as Bondage..

:leaving:

 

cheerleaders have to give blowjobs at their auditions

 

i learned that poop IS ok

and girls love pissing on each other

AND getting pissed on by guys


yes

all of them

 

But... wait. It's not?

 

i learned that chicks love to be choked by a cock.

 

and that if they choke they can just throw up and keep going anyway without stopping

 

I learned that my penis looks like everyone elses