Things Real Men Never Do

Real men make their woman stay in the kitchen

 

yea i tend to agree. They msut have been a couple of wankers to not help, or they just didnt like you.

 

I am a real man. Whether or not I sit to pee depends on consumption.

 

real men know how to gut and clean fish..

 

Real men know how to survive in the wilderness

 

real men only have sex with other men.

what's more manly? a smooth, soft young lady, or a hairy muscular beast of a man?

 

Some Peeps May Say I'm Biased, But I'll Opt For The "Beast" Every Time...



Cheers Glen.

 

So how did you reach this conclusion? :mickey:

 

Well real men definitely dont bleed.

 

They don't cry about bleeding but sure real men can bleed

 

Real men don't realize they're real men. They just are.

 

real men leave the toilet seat up when they finish peeing

 

always look directly at the wall in front of you when using a urinal!

 

Real men just are. They do not have to create a thread to remind themselves of what they should be.

 

spandex

 

take a dump. I'll be damned if I'm letting anything brown and phallus shaped up my ass. *grunt*

 

A real man wouldn't cut his hair and conform to social standards!

 

A real man would cut his hair to prove that his self image isn't affected by what others think of him. (and also to get a job)

 

That makes no sense. You're saying he needs to cut his hair to obtain or maintain job security, but a real man wouldn't need to worry about another persons opinion? So he should lose or not get a job.

Yeeeep you're on drugs, bro.

 

I'm saying that if a woman told me that, "A real man wouldn't cut his hair and conform to social standards!"

The most manly thing to do in that situation would be to cut my hair. Having long hair to fit into a particular woman's definition of "manly" is basically the same as giving blow jobs to a group of 40 Hungarian midgets. Fuck you, I'll fuckin' cut my hair, because I'm in charge and I'll decide what a real goddamn man does.

Also, real men don't mooch off others to survive and if it takes short hair to support himself, a real man would cut his hair for a job rather than live in his mom's basement with long hair and no job.