Things Real Men Never Do

Discussion in 'Men's Issues' started by The Chinaman, Apr 20, 2011.

  1. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    real men appreciate real women
     
  2. slappysquirrel

    slappysquirrel Senior Member

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    real men dont sagg their pants
     
  3. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    real men never let their women get cold
     
  4. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Real men don't wear skinny jeans.
     
  5. slappysquirrel

    slappysquirrel Senior Member

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    real men gets pulled over by a cop.

    lets the cop go w/ a warning

    (lol)
     
  6. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    real men never complain over nothing

    welcome back piaf :grouphug:
     
  7. jaredfelix

    jaredfelix Namaste ॐ

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    Real men know Kung-fu
     
  8. FunHogg

    FunHogg Senior Member

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    A real man wouldn't post in this thread. Oh....Uh....Damn.
     
  9. David54

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    A real man would be offended by most of the posts in this thread.
     
  10. David54

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    If you don't want to be thought of as too weak to take care of yourself, you should stop demanding to be treated that way.

    But where is he gonna find the time, when he's doing all of your heavy lifting for you?
     
  11. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    He only offers to help, david. Not actually do all the heavy lifting himself :p Are you a real man or not!? :D
     
  12. David54

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    I'm having trouble figuring out if you're actually being this naive, or if you're making a tounge-in-cheek joke. We all know what the gender role being reinforced here is. We all know that men are expected to do all of the heavy lifting. If you seriously intend to deny that fact, you're in for an embarressment.

    Even the use of the term "real men" in this way is offensive to me. My identity should not be dependent on society's approval. Real men are people who self-identify as men. Most of us have testicles.
     
  13. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    I regard this whole thread tongue in cheek.

    Real men are so emancipated they happily share half the bill on a dinner date.
     
  14. GreenGreenGrassofHome

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    Real men get black belts in karate and then walk away from a fight if they possibly can.

    Real men are comfortable around empowered and confident women.

    Real men raise self-assured daughters.

    Real men cook and clean.

    Real men are people, not apes who shave.
     
  15. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    real men wear glittery mascara and pink hot pants
     
  16. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    real men mac mad bitches, then don't call
     
  17. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    lol
     
  18. xxaru

    xxaru Guru of Porn

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    Real men don't get bikini waxes.. :eek:
     
  19. Meliai

    Meliai Members

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    You're so serious.

    real men get in on the joke :D

    As a woman I wouldn't watch someone move without offering to help. Its a pretty shitty thing for either gender to do.
     
  20. Lodog

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    A real man doesn't yawn in front of a woman.
     

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