Things Real Men Never Do

Discussion in 'Men's Issues' started by The Chinaman, Apr 20, 2011.

  1. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    I Pluck Out The Occasional "Feral Hair" So They Won't Look Bushy...:).

    Does This Make Me A "Big Girl"..??.:(.



    Cheers Glen.
     
  2. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

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    Glen, you're awesome no matter what <33
     
  3. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    Glen, grooming the occasional "stray eyebrow" or shaving the disgusting unibrow is one thing...I'm talking about those guys who go to the salon and get them waxed or spend hours in front of the mirror "shaping" their brows.
     
  4. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    persians?
     
  5. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I cherish the stray ones :2thumbsup:...some of them can get to over 2 inches if i manage to not pull on them
     
  6. Jharyn

    Jharyn Banned

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    Real men tell it like it is. Even if you know it will hurt their feelings.
     
  7. yarapario

    yarapario Village Elder

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    Real men rely on their own definition of their manhood, not someone elses
     
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  8. The Chinaman

    The Chinaman Member

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    Real man or not, this shit puts hairs on yer chest... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckfast_Tonic_Wine

    Gotta disagree about the tidying up - Real men don't live in self inflicted squalor nor do they wallow in their own filth.
     
  9. Sir Wulf

    Sir Wulf Member

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    Real men don't negative rep a forumer on hip forums ++ a free speech web site ++ for expressing an opinion and keeping anopen mind about the para normal.
    (to hide their own fears about what lies beyond methinks....)
     
  10. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    that's when you braid them and make them "face art"
     
  11. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    a real man would never use the word "methinks" :D
     
  12. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    real men hug kittens
     
  13. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    real men ignore conditions set by the original post
     
  14. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    TO DEATH!!

    c
     
  15. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    METHINKS You Are A Man Of Infinate Wisdom...:sunny:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  16. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Real men are made of flesh and blood and bones and organs and brain matter...
     
  17. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    All Of Which Can Be Found In Your Local Butcher Shop...[​IMG].



    Cheers Glen.
     
  18. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Real men kill poisonous snakes with shovels



    That one's for you GLEN ;)
     
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  19. yarapario

    yarapario Village Elder

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    Glen Ol' Boy METHINKS yer right there...good show old boy...carry on
     
  20. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Methinks You Have A Great Memory, But You Left Out The Most "Manly"

    Part..:(..GLEN Was In His Birthday Suit When He Performed That Act Of

    "Raw Manhood"...[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.


    P.S:- The Snake Probably Died Laughing Long Before The Shovel Got Him...[​IMG]
     

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