Things Real Men Never Do

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  1. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Real men don't whine. They just GIT-ER-DONE!!!
     
    scratcho, Apr 20, 2011
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  3. Nostromo

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    douche
     
    Nostromo, Apr 20, 2011
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  5. scratcho

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    Thank you--compliments are hard to come by these days.
     
    scratcho, Apr 20, 2011
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  7. Nostromo

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    lol that cracked me up
     
    Nostromo, Apr 20, 2011
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  9. scratcho

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    That's my job!
     
    scratcho, Apr 20, 2011
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  11. Sir Wulf

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    Real men don't...
    Deny the existence of the paranormal, of things we cannot understand with our limited technology of today
    I have experienced the paranormal.
     
    Sir Wulf, Apr 20, 2011
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  13. The Imaginary Being

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    my beard thanks you for your wisdom.
     
    The Imaginary Being, Apr 20, 2011
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  15. FreshDacre

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    Real men don't drink wine unless they are at a fine dinner, or its the only thing around to get drunk.
    Real men don't clean their room just because people say its gross.
     
    FreshDacre, Apr 20, 2011
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  17. prana

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  19. GLENGLEN

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    Sneers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Apr 20, 2011
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  21. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Dude has obviously never met a real man. Don't worry GLEN. He just doesn't realise yet that some men drink wine at a meal because whisky is for after dinner.
     
    lunarverse, Apr 20, 2011
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  23. seizedbyanger

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    Real men don't use hair styling products.. they just use suave or some shit that costs what, like $1?
     
    seizedbyanger, Apr 20, 2011
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  25. FreshDacre

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    Lol my dad drinks alot of wine :p
     
    FreshDacre, Apr 20, 2011
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  27. Duck

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    When I wake up with bedhead all I need is Suave Green Apple Conditioner, water, and if really necessary, a comb
     
    Duck, Apr 20, 2011
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  29. _zero_

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    This is unique...an OP that explains why the thread doesn't need to exist.

    :cheers2: so true
     
    _zero_, Apr 21, 2011
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  31. Cherea

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    I was recently informed that I was gay for having a flat tummy past the age of 30. I told 'em sucking cock has its advantages in spite of the soreness in the jaw.
     
    Cherea, Apr 21, 2011
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  33. lunarverse

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    Real men don't call the chick back the next day...
     
    lunarverse, Apr 21, 2011
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  35. dollyfizz

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    A real man wouldn't call her back at all. Apparently :(
     
    dollyfizz, Apr 21, 2011
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  37. lovelyxmalia

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    Real men never put the seat down

    And they don't do their eyebrows...definitely sick of the sissy pansies that have nicer eyebrows than me
     
    lovelyxmalia, Apr 21, 2011
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  39. seizedbyanger

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    I have never gotten my eyebrows done. Does this make me a real man?
     
    seizedbyanger, Apr 21, 2011
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